Karter was watching me change Hudson's diaper this morning and this was our conversation.
me: Hudson I didn't know you had poopy pants.
Karter: Why you not know?
me: Because I couldn't smell it.
Karter: I wanna smell it.
me: No way that's gross.
Karter (looking at me like I was dumb): I'm not going to eat it.
Well thank heavens for small favors!